1:141:15 in the morning.
a hyper yammy. DAMN I WILL NEVER ADMIT IT!

you all know what time it is..
*1:16,you idiot,can we go back to sleep!?*
..NO!!!
and it's not 1:16.
*1:17.*
...SHUT IT!!
it's....
*1:18?*
....QUIET!!!!!!!!!
..as i was saying,it's...

COMEDY TIME!!
parody segment.
*afosfnsoi*=parodied version.
In the kingdom of the blind,the cock-eyed is king.
*In the kingdom of blind people,every one is ugly but they don't know it.*
*In the kingdom of blind people,for some reason the only movies showing are silent ones.*
*In the kingdom of the blind,the cock-eyed is...well,uh,cock-eyed.duh.*
*In the kingdom of the blind,everyone is blind.*
So shoot for the moon!Even if you miss,you'll be among the stars.
*Never shoot at the moon.Waste bullets one.*
*Never,ever shoot for the moon.If you miss,you'll be floating in space for ever and burn to death by the heat of the sun,or other stars.Even if you get there,you'll be stuck on an extremely huge asteroid with nothing to eat but cheese.Rotten cheese.*
My heart is broken,but I have some glue.
*My heart is broken,and so is my glue.Stupid cheap brands.*
*My heat is bloken,an shoe iz mai tung.*
joke segment
(This joke is from "Dogs don't tell jokes"by louis sachar)
Once upon a time,there was a man.He had a fishbowl at home on his desk in which he kept a goldfish.
One day,he came home to discover the goldfish writhing around on the floor.
He was very worried and tried to put it back in its bowl,but it was very slippery,and it took him a whole 5 mins to do it.
Luckily,the fish was still alive.
The next day,the same thing happened,and this time the fish stayed out for 8 mins.
Then 10. 15.
The man started getting curious and when he came home,instead of immediately going to try picking up the fish,he waited for 30 mins before he did.

The next day,45. 60.
2 hours.
4. 6.
It appeared the fish had learned how to breathe air.
Eventually the man just kept the fish in his drawer,and it learned to walk.
One day,the man took the fish out for a walk in the neighbourhood park,but the poor fish got too close to the edge of the pond and the unfortunate fish fell in,and drowned.

LOL!!

Once,there was a boss of a factory,and he hired three men,one a chinese,an american and an indian.
He put the american in charge of sweeping the floor,the indian in charge of mopping and the chinese in charge of supplies.
The boss then walked off to do his own work.
Three hours later,he returned,only to find out that no work had been done,and the chinese man was missing.
He walked angrily to the two men and demanded an explanation.
"well, you see sir,you put me in charge of sweeping and ranjit here in charge of mopping,but you did not give us a broom or a mop.And the chinese man has been hiding behind that pile of sand ever since you left."
The boss walked angrily towards the pile of sand, when suddenly the chinese man jumped out from behind it ,shouting :" SUPPLIES!!!!"(Surprise)

LOL!!!
kk,thats enuff for today.
cyazaz.