OK, we know what cena is GOOD at:
WHAT CENA IS GOOD AT:
1. uhhh...rapping! He's pretty good at rapping.I guess.Although he sucked last time.
2.)staying calm in the face of doom(that promo where everyone chanted "You SUCK!" to cena....
3)....giving cheesy lines!
4)
(5 hours later)...
ok, I got nothing.
uhm, good at, sucking?, alright,I ain't going there.
uhm..
alright, let's start with the BAD list
(yaay)
LIST OF THINGS CENA SUCKS AT.
1)Selling. OR, if you don't understand wrestling ,only watched one match and concluded that whoever bla bla bla rocks, not referring to anyone here,
WOULD BE PRETENDING THAT A WRESTLING MOVE HURTS, IF IT...*ahem*..DOESN'T.
Here's some rubrics.
L1(lousy): Doesn't act hurt at all.( Hulk Hogan's level.)
L2(quite lousy): Acts a little hurt, but not throughout the match.(Hulk Hogan still)
L3(Before okay):Acts hurt, but not after that.(Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan.)
L4(okay la..still no seller leh.):Acts a pretty good hurt, but okay after that.(CENA'S level, unless management tells him otherwise.)
L5(Okay):Acts really dang well at selling , plus a little bit injury showing afterwards.( Kennedy, on bad days.)
L6(Hey, that's okay..quite good lah..):Acts really damn!! well at selling, and sells some injuries afterwards.( Kennedy on good days, shawn micheals on bad days, triple H on bad-ish days)
L7(woo, you've improved.):Acts like it's damn real, couldn't be more real.Plus sells the move for quite long, but may forget.(HBK sometimes, on a bad-ish good-ish day.)
L8(oooh,, ahh,): Acts like it's damn real, sells the move pretty much the whole of the match, stays in character.(HBK, Flair sometimes, Undertaker is good at selling but his gimmick says otherwise)
L9(wow, you rock.):Acts like it's damn real, sells the move the whole of the match and stays in character, plus acts tired or however the character is supposed to be.
(THE NATURE BOY...RIC FLAIR!!And HBK at PPVs and sometimes.)
L10(HBK's OS method):Total oversell of moves.( HBK sometimes)

2) Cutting a (really)funny promo.(His own fault..)
3) Being loved by the face-lovers.
I like rey mysterio, the (so called stereotype face) and I dislik cena.
Reason: Unexplainable.
4)Using a variety of moves.(WWE's fault.)
You know, WWE is building him as SUPERMAN cena, and he * should * be loved.
But... he ain't.
That either mean cena's a lousy wrestler, or WWE is sucky at building characters.
It's probably a mixture of those two, and also bad timing return.
17 percent=not enough experience,
35 percent=WWE sucks at characters( or at least this)
18 percent=the crowd is getting smarter, smarKier ( which means more hating on the business) and being smarks..i dunno..
whatever is left percent=Really bad timing return, once again WWE's fault.
Plus, I never said cena sucks.
Basically I hate him 'cos he had an unfair push , HE ALWAYS EFFING WINS, and my partially stuck-up, partially stubborn friend rooted for cena like hell and didn't admit cena's sucked at some parts, and talked cock(erel) about the other wrestlers.
..
shit.
just wasted damn alot of time typing this.
...crud.

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