Saturday, April 12, 2008, 11:54 PM
No Lie Quiz- COMEDY STYLEEEE XD
Alright, lets get ready.
* highlight post by khaliesah, right click.*
...uhm,nothing's happening.
screw.
Uh,okay , i'll do this on my own..you better appreciate this.
..who are you talking to?
I dunno.
Alright, typin' time.
NOTE:The answers to this quiz were created with comedy in mind.
credits:Khaliesah's blog?
1.Honestly what colour is your shirt?
which?I have...one.
oh..riiight...whitish-black cucumber blue with a tinge of crap.
2.Honestly what's on your mind?
This quiz?I'm doing it, ain't I?..
3.Honestly what have you done yesterday?
uhm, let me recall.friday...slack,work,slack,work,
kill peoplekeep secrets..=.=
4.Honestly have you ever been in love?
Let's see, crushes...PSP, 360 , computer...cheese fries..wait, I ate that last one..damn.
5.Honestly feeling anything unusual today?
The rash in my ass is killing me.
NO.
that's wrong.
Well, it's weird enough i'm doing you're damn quiz..
6.Honestly, is your heart still occupied?
What?No, I don't have any diseases..I'm pretty sure none of my veins are clotted..
7.Honestly, who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Myself.I get bored.
8.Honestly, are you jealous of somebody now?
Yeah, everyone who AIN'T doing this damn quiz.
I'm dying of boredom.
9.Honestly, what makes you angry most of the time?
Quizzes that go beyond 8 FREAKIN' QUESTIONS!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, FREAKIN' 20 FREAKIN' QUESTIONS?
the answer is NO!
10.Honestly, are you LOVING someone right now?
My PSP.
11.Honestly, what don't you want in life?
Those chicken wings with the burnt skin.
Disgusting.
12.Honestly, do you want to see someone right now?
I WANNA SEE THE WORLD!! YAY!!
...
my psp?
13.Honestly, plannings in the future?
Alright, I'll come out with this.
..WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?
Well, I
am planning to go to the toilet in the near future..
14.Honestly, do you love someone very much?
PSP!!
15.Honestly, does anyone like you?
I hope my PSP does.
16.Honestly, does everyone of these damn questions have to start with "Honestly,"?
Yes.
Damn.
*Angry Comedy Section*
1.What do you do when you're mad?
Kill people who create long quizzes with related questions.
2.What's the worst thing you've done when you're mad?
Well,*censored by FBI*.
Okay, I
dideat that one chicken wing with the burnt skin...it was disgusting.
3.Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?
What's the diff. between uh-huh, nuh-uh, uhhh, euifhueihg?
Alright, I'm confused.
Maybe?
I've never seen my PSP cry..
4.Do you swear when you're mad?
WHADDYA EFFIN' THINK YA JACKASS SON OF Ano.
nadda.
not at all.
why?
5.When was the last time you really cried?
What is this "crying" you speak of?
..does it involve PSPs?
If so, I'm "cried"ing right now.
6.Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Oh,crap yeah.Left my PSP on too, and when I woke up the batteries were flatter than flat pancakes.
Which, may I mention, are
really flat.
7.What usually makes you cry?
Cry? Is that another version of "cried"?
I guess so..
Boredom.Duh.
PSPs are the cure to boredom.
Trust me on that one.
8.Are you normally a happy person.
Only when I'm "cried"ing.
9.Does being with your friends make you happy?
Being with my PSP does!
=======D
okay, weird smiley face.
_____
(_____) <--- buttonless PSP. YAY!
10.When people say you're pretty/ good-looking do you get happy?
First one:
NO.
What am I, GAY!?
Second one:
What does that mean?
Well, I've heard people say lookin' good when I play my PSP.
I rock at playin' my PSP.
I dunno.
ALRIGHT FINALLY THIS DANG QUIZ IS OVER.
I'M OUTTA HERE.
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Alright, that took me like 15 minutes to freakin' make.
OK, previewed it, looks like shit.
Redoin' it.
Redone..it still looks like shit.
It supposed to be a PSP.
Damn.
NVM!
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